protas:

this makes me so uncomfortable

protas:

this makes me so uncomfortable

(Source: giulianofederico)

the-do-that-girl:

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

image

hahahahahah

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andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

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literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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kilogrammed:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

kilogrammed:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

(Source: heterosecual)

bronzedmaniacmayuin:

abvndonship:

andypseudo:

grumpygrizzlies:

Robin Williams street art tribute off Melrose in LA on 17 August 2014

Whoa.

Fuck. Heavy.

Hope whoever did that doesnt let it get covered up

bronzedmaniacmayuin:

abvndonship:

andypseudo:

grumpygrizzlies:

Robin Williams street art tribute off Melrose in LA on 17 August 2014

Whoa.

Fuck. Heavy.

Hope whoever did that doesnt let it get covered up

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

isis-:

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

bless this child he will go far in life

isis-:

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

bless this child he will go far in life

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)

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clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

image

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur)

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